Not sure if this was lethal or not.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

But **I** won't be trying one.  Glad to know it's from SEARS, though.

More HERE.

Comments

[noluck-boston.livejournal.com]

I am fearful of that loop in the first one.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

It looks like a little noose or garotte. ::crosses legs::

[noluck-boston.livejournal.com]

I am sure that stopped a few babies from being conceived.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Perhaps that was the idea? If it worked, I'm sure more women bought these than men.

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

if you look at the ads, ALL of them have some sort of loop like that.

i have a suspicion that the issue these belts were made for was *ahem* "manliness". cause yep, if your manliness needs a little tending to, and isn't errr...oh to hell with it.

maybe a little electric voltage would be good for the flopsies, when you cannot rise to the occasion. no more trying to have the maritals with a limp noodle! try our electric belt and get an erection of SHOCKING porportions!!

(i have committed punnery. put me in the punnatentiary.)

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

"Let's shock the waist and genitals to cure diseases." O_O I can't believe anyone ever thought that was a good idea!