i once drew DIAGRAMS for this one guy....he still didn't 'get it' so i kicked him with the refrain "get the fuck out, i'll do it myself".....apparently i heard that damaged his ego....oh well, in the end it might have done him a favor if he got a clue!
these days it's more like "dammit, i need to kick start my libido (or wrassle it back from extended vacation, damn menopause) and YOU AIN'T HELPING MATTERS ANY!!!"
he travels for business, and i'm merely a laundry faerie. (stay at home housewife type.) i should charge something to his credit card, right?
my temperature has been difficult to regulate for *decades* now...i thought "ok, hot flashes, i could handle that".
OMG. on my b'day (or when we celebrated at least) i had just gotten a brain cramp from taking a sip of pina coloda. and one hit. i thought i was going to explode right then and there and OMG.
and the problem isn't so much "he isn't taking the hint" as "y'aint DOIN it right!" *snerk!*
Well that isn't much use for non-single women, now is it? For true "marriage equality" there should be an instruction manual on how to make love to a married woman! Hopefully that woman is married to you, but I guess you can't have everything.
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2013-08-25 09:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-08-25 11:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-08-26 12:43 am (UTC)it's better than self abuse, but it could be (much) better. *eyeroll*
*sighs* nevermind me, i'm having a bitchy day today.... (but i still want him to have the damn booklet!)
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Date: 2013-08-26 02:10 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2013-08-27 06:25 pm (UTC)The next time he's out mowing the grass, take care of a little business.
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Date: 2013-08-27 06:44 pm (UTC)he travels for business, and i'm merely a laundry faerie. (stay at home housewife type.) i should charge something to his credit card, right?
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Date: 2013-08-29 05:08 pm (UTC)i should charge something to his credit card, right?
Weellllll.... if you charge some smutty items he might get the hint :-D
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Date: 2013-08-29 05:12 pm (UTC)OMG. on my b'day (or when we celebrated at least) i had just gotten a brain cramp from taking a sip of pina coloda. and one hit. i thought i was going to explode right then and there and OMG.
and the problem isn't so much "he isn't taking the hint" as "y'aint DOIN it right!" *snerk!*
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Date: 2013-08-26 11:42 am (UTC)