Classified Ads Weekend - oddly specific

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[laurel-hardy.livejournal.com]

I like to think they wanted to use her as a fitting model for their cloaks in addition to German bookkeeping. You know, instead of just using her.

[artichautka.livejournal.com]

Probably. Fit model or more likely house model.

[agent13.livejournal.com]

"Ask for Professor Moriarity."

[year-anda-day.livejournal.com]

That's... oddly specific.

[luke-russell.livejournal.com]

I remember growing up in Buffalo in the 60s and Polish firms would only hire Polish-Americans and similar to German small businesses. That kept the money in the community. Masonics, Jews and Chinese did the same. They just can't be specific anymore.

[meleth.livejournal.com]

"Will be paid to copy encyclopedia entries for 2 hours each morning."

[ms-hissyfit.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! Now we only need a crime that this ad can relate to and we practically have a new Sherlock episode. In what kind of crime could a busty German with bookkeeping skills be innocently involved?

[meleth.livejournal.com]

Perhaps she's meant to provide the illusion of an affair, thereby giving our miscreant a plausible reason to spend large amounts of time in undisclosed locations.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Must have red hair.

[misstia]

uh, since they asking for a specific bust size that makes me wonder if "bookkeeping on a small scale" is an euphemism for something??

[luke-russell.livejournal.com]

hahaha! My guess is they wanted someone to not only do the books but also model the merchandise. Small business realities at work here.

[progbear.livejournal.com]

When this didn’t work out, they wound up having to take out another ad (http://vintage-ads.livejournal.com/4521968.html).

[autochrome.livejournal.com]

50 years of looking for that beautifully buxom German maid finally wore him down!

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

MUST…HAVE…BRAINS…

[branwynn.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they're that good at eyeballing a 36", or would she have to prove it?

[laurel-hardy.livejournal.com]

Most straight men are really good a ogling chests, but I bet a higher percentage of gay guys (the ones with a thing for costume) would be better at accurately estimating.