Sometimes a bottle of cologne...

[write-light.livejournal.com]

is just a bottle of cologne shaped like a penis.

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[purplesquirrel.livejournal.com]

I have to admit that this is my favorite cologne and I still have some left (in its original bottle) from the 80s.

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

A Man's Cologne has a knob on the end.

[zorinlynx.livejournal.com]

I want those freaking keys! :)

[khh1138.livejournal.com]

I was just thinking...I totally recognize those keys, but I can't think where I recognize them from! Then again, I remember this ad, so maybe that's why I remember the keys as well. This really feeds into my nostalgia for gewgaws from my 80s childhood.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

"Found In Mom's Basement?" More like found in Mom's nightstand drawer...

[write-light.livejournal.com]

LOL "Found in Mom's Basement" is a great vintage ads site!

[john-holton.livejournal.com]

I haven't worn cologne in years, but this was one of my faves. When we started dating, Mary gave me a bottle for Valentine's Day. That was in 1977, and we're still together...

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

How about Tickle…the deodorant shaped like a dick?

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

When I was a kid, I used to wonder what was so darned funny about deodorant. Now I realize the adults got and were amused, except for my mother, of course, who I am sure she was properly offended by it.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Honey, how come every time I come home, the bottle of cologne you bought for me is on your night stand?

Um, yeah, how about that.

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

O_O Scented and ribbed, for her pleasure.