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[mellzie-1963.livejournal.com]

Body-shaming...the gift that keeps on giving!

Comments

[laurel-hardy.livejournal.com]

Does she at least get to deduct the weight of her wedding gown? Jesus, it's just never too soon to start worrying.

[ruthlessangel.livejournal.com]

Can we also talk about the amusing fact that it's a Borg scale?

[laurel-hardy.livejournal.com]

Resistance is futile.

[magenta-girl.livejournal.com]

This is exactly what I was thinking.

[john-holton.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Everyone in my family had a scale like this. Go into the bathroom, there was the scale. Maybe it was the same one and they just rotated it.

The bride looks kind of like my mom in her wedding pictures from 1954...

[shortsweetcynic.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Ew. But yes.

[kincajou.livejournal.com]

prepare to be assimilated

YOU THERE! GET ON THE BORG SCALES!

[rick-day.livejournal.com]

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

Hey, if that Borg is Locutus, sign me up!

[el-esteleth.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[stereophonicrpm.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing too hard at the thought of TNG.

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

oh dear gods. she's pretty so yes....but OMG a scale for a bride? really??

you wanna talk *Borg*, you should hear TheEngineer's "steppin' bitch". he has a talking scale. the only time i'm near it is to move it out of the way if he kicked it in front of my closet again. evil lying wench. ;)

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

Personally, I want a scale that lies to me, or says, "Go on, have another chocolate."

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

We hope there's a Borg for every bride

I sure hope not, whether they mean a scale or a Star Trek villian. Either one would make a lousy gift.