Stasco Saniseal Toilet Seats Bathroom Contest Entry VD!

[jocelmeow.livejournal.com]

This one for a contest entry. Cracked toilet seats will give you VD!




This one as a bonus, if that's okay.

Comments

[aunt-becca.livejournal.com]

these ads make me think of my clients ( I work with OCD population).

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

Gotta love OCD people…I one time ran into a guy near St. Vincent's hospital who was explaining to me why it takes him an hour to leave the house in the morning. ("Then I have to check the light switch again…then I have to make sure the door is locked…then I check it again…")

[laurel-hardy.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a fun conversation.

[corridor7f.livejournal.com]

...that's not the only thing with a crack in it. :P

[shortsweetcynic.livejournal.com]

yes. these made me giggle.

(also, in the first ad - what is in his hand?! it looks like a tube of lipstick.)

[jocelmeow.livejournal.com]

A bottle of pills, I think.

[laurel-hardy.livejournal.com]

I'll go with a test tube! (cuz SCIENCE!)

[mellzie-1963.livejournal.com]

The old "disease from toilet seats" gag isn't stretching my credulity as much as the concept of calling a plumber when you want to have your toilet seat replaced.

[jocelmeow.livejournal.com]

I was surprised by that too, but I found another with a similar theme from the previous year. I'll make a separate post with it. I would guess that maybe consumers didn't have as much access to that bathroom accessory in hardware stores of the time as we do now, and one had to buy them through plumbers.

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Yes!

A nation is aroused? ...what kind of toilets are these? :[

[weelisa.livejournal.com]

Perfect icon!

[laurel-hardy.livejournal.com]

Maybe that explains the transfer of disease they were talking about too. Seems like folks were sitting on them funny. Perhaps they invented new uses for the olde toilet seat.

[weelisa.livejournal.com]

"That scourge won't reach my children now!"

Is she talking about the toilet seat or her hubby's mistress??

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

haha

[sandypfeff.livejournal.com]

Not to mention that a cracked toilet seat can pinch...

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Pyroxylin--they aren't kidding about the "pyro" part. It's highly flammable. I know people who used to discard their cigarettes by tossing them in the toilet. I wonder how many house fires started that way. That's one way to kill the germs!