Contest Entry: Okey Oakite?

[write-light.livejournal.com]

It's a bathroom cleanser!
No, it's a radiator treatment!
No, it's a bathroom cleanser, honey!
NO, dear, it's a radiator treatment!

Comments

[rick-day.livejournal.com]

...It's a mediocre product desperately looking for a market niche!

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

Goddamn that is a creepy head.

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

He's like a serial killer — of germs!

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

But is it also a floor polish and a dessert topping? If not, then I'm sticking with New Shimmer.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

Floor polish, yes, clearly. Dessert topping, well... I haven't tried it that way yet. :D

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

A million bonus points for you for that reference.

And YES, I think Okey's cute.

[laurel-hardy.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised I've never heard of this miracle product.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Tough break, single men! Your cannot clean your radiator and prepare it for winter as you obviously need a wife to purchase this product for you, which means that it is sold in the feminine hygiene aisle. Yep, it can also be used as a douche! Then again, pretty much everything was back then.