So instead of eating wisely, drinking less, and giving up smoking once you realize it no longer has the desired calming effect, just continue in your bad habits and pop a pill instead. Yep, the jest is on you, America! Also, feel free to abuse commas and adjectives however you like.
That creepy elf/gnome thing would make me head right on over and buy some Rolaids instead.
Why is the woman still eating? She looks as if she really doesn't want to eat whatever that is. Is someone holding her kids hostage and threatening to kill them if she doesn't eat everything on her plate?
So, yeah. Jests: for when you're too stupid to stop eating, drink so much that you throw up into your mouth, or keep smoking that cigar after it makes you nauseated.
"Jests look and taste 'jest' like after-dinner mints." Huh. Reminds me of "The Year of the Horse", which the movie "The Horse in the Grey Flannel Suit" was based on. "Aspercel", the antacid the horse was named after, was supposed to taste like after-dinner mints...
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Date: 2012-11-20 04:29 pm (UTC)Why is the woman still eating? She looks as if she really doesn't want to eat whatever that is. Is someone holding her kids hostage and threatening to kill them if she doesn't eat everything on her plate?
So, yeah. Jests: for when you're too stupid to stop eating, drink so much that you throw up into your mouth, or keep smoking that cigar after it makes you nauseated.
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