If It Please the Court.....

[rhapsodyangel.livejournal.com]

I'm a lawyer, but I have never once been tempted to try this.

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[violetscorpion.livejournal.com]

The next time one of my bosses needs to go to trial, I'll suggest this. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't agree, but it'll be interesting to see the look on his face when I suggest it. =)

[tudorlady.livejournal.com]

SNK! I'll do the same to my boss!

[mantriddrone.livejournal.com]

i bet the judge was equally impressed

[45-colt.livejournal.com]

ha.

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

Mia Fey did that on a regular basis, albeit unintentionally.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Unlike Vinny Gambini, she probably could get away with this opening statement: "Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."

[e-d-young.livejournal.com]

I see her as the Plaintiff. Because you know, education is wasted on women. All they need is a full, perky bust to land a rich husband. Then take him for what he's worth either through divorce or at his deathbed.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should try it and get back to us: but will it work without the mink and the vacant cross-eyed stare?

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Not to mention the hat.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

LOLOL that's great! :D

[aprilstarchild.livejournal.com]

Well. The whole point of this ad campaign is that plenty of people have dreams about being in public in their underwear.

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

oh, dear, no, sweetie-pie. in THAT foundation garment there will be NO swaying whatsoever.

my son today: mom, not to be really rude, but how come in a lot of the wedding dresses (i was watching lifetime, wedding crap) the woman's tits look like jello stacked in a martini glass?

after cracking up laughing, i explained breast construction, and what certain uplifting garments do to the look. but it was damn funny!

[mjspice.livejournal.com]

LOL what? XD

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

She does appear to have brought up a couple big points for the jury to consider.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

I love the old Maidenform ads because they're hilarious and ridiculous. My favorite has got to be the one with the polar bear.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

I thought, given the times, she was in the witness box.