I just can't be kind toward Egbert

[booksandcheeses.livejournal.com]

Jerk.
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Comments

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

Egbert needs a serious ass-kicking.

[indigocrow.livejournal.com]

LOL before seeing your comment I was thinking "You wouldn't be able to ride that pony, talk to me that way..."

[luke-russell.livejournal.com]

YES! Don't you just want to slap Egbert!?

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Dorothea needs to woman up! Her threats leave Egbert cold because they're empty. If that was my little man, the change he would need at breakfast would be in his underpants after I put the fear of whatever gods there be in him!

[write-light.livejournal.com]

How about prune juice, Mister?

[rick-day.livejournal.com]

Lawnmower Mom is mowing the lawn!

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

Look, Eggie, you'll canter when you have decent balance at the posting trot and aren't hanging on by the reins, that's when-- and I'll decide when that is-- never mind the fruit, kiddo.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Who's up for completing that limerick? $10,000!!!!

[booksandcheeses.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to fit a suitable comeuppance for Egbert into that last line!

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

"Helps me cane Egbert's ass for free?"

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

What a spoiled brat! And Mommy Dearest isn't helping!

[crossfire.livejournal.com]

Waiting for Egbert's Aunt Ardath to show up and melt his bones tbh. /obscure fantasy reference