Première leçon: le verbe «avoir».

[write-light.livejournal.com]

via http://milliemotts.blogspot.com/

Practice your conjugations:
"I have... you have... we have... a formidable interior of formica!" 

Sièges Brett, 1950s




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Comments

[laurel-hardy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sure it's a great bed. Just a note: 'formidable' has a lot more positive connotation in French than English.

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

That first one looks like they're going to have very happy sex on the table. Good thing it's formidable, it probably won't collapse.

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

haha mte

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Of course, they're happy. It's a before and after ad. In the first picture, you will notice the woman has only one leg. They are saying that if you are an amputee, sex on a Formica table can cause you to regenerate your lost limb. But it takes a lot of work to accomplish that, which is why the man needs to limber up first.

My French is a little rusty, but I think that's what it says.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

good lord, where IS her other leg???

[huskyteer.livejournal.com]

Beautiful. Thank you!