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[write-light.livejournal.com]

NO, Lady, that is not how you wake up a hunk like that. SHOVE OFF and watch how I do it.

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

I bet it's not with dirty vase water! Just NO.

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she should change her tactic. Getting splashed with a vase-full of water will more than likely just piss him off.

[winged-kame.livejournal.com]

Before I scrolled down, I totally thought she was going to drop the vase on him for some muder-related reason.

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

One way or the other, he's about to get a rude awakening. o_O

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Same here, I thought she was gonna bean him one. /o\

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

AIIIGH, GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE!

[bzul.livejournal.com]

"the smooth, soft bosom of those Pacific Balanced sheets"

Umma gemme summa THAT!

But that's why the cold water...like you'd throw on dogs coupling in a blind stupor.

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

1940s? Forecast: Expected spousal smackdown.

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

Honey, if you wanna wake him up, give him some of your smooth soft bosoms.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

Aww, I thought this ad was cute. My dad used to have to wake me up that way on school mornings. I slept like a dead log.

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

Adam and Eve on separate rafts wrecking each other.
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Why can't she go to breakfast by herself?