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Men from the front! (covered, alas).

Mink Jock?  Hell, he could use that pornstache in its place and PETA would stop hassling him.  "An irresistible invitation to hot 'n' heavy action"? What say you all?

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I gotta say, those zipper chaps are pretty hot looking.  Like sexy- hot, not sweaty legs hot.
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Date: 2012-08-10 04:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] flummoxicated.livejournal.com
That mink jock is more an invitation to a sweaty crotch! Imagine the reaction you'd get when you dropped it off at the dry cleaners!

Date: 2012-08-10 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com
but also sweaty legs hot

strictly cool-weather gear

Date: 2012-08-10 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mantriddrone.livejournal.com
i wonder how many they sold?

Date: 2012-08-10 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meezergal.livejournal.com
The mink jockstrap just has me giggling. The man's mustache could indeed serve as a substitute! And what man is going to check "Small" in the size boxes? Would a man? I'm a woman, so obviously I don't know.

Full chaps: they ARE hot, as in sweaty hot. I used to have a pair (for horseback riding) in the 1980s, and during the summer, I wore shorts underneath or they were unbearable (no miracle fabric breeches back then). I can't imagine someone designing them with zippers on the inside of the leg! Ouch!

Date: 2012-08-10 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noluck-boston.livejournal.com
I see a Thom of Finland in there too!

Date: 2012-08-11 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mellzie-1963.livejournal.com
A fur coat for your junk would play hell with your sperm count--but that guy doesn't really look like a breeder anyway.

Date: 2012-08-11 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amiga500.livejournal.com
Okay, so the guys get to hang out with the body builders and cherub-tossers, and I get stuck with Weasel Crotch? This is so not cool.

Date: 2012-08-13 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com
I would think that mink jock would cause some sperm count issues. Oh, sure, it's not an issue now, but when your and Brad's little swimmers are competing for the surrogate's egg, guess who's going to win the swirl war.

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