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[misstia]

"NO! NOT THE KOOL AID MAN!!!" screamed John. "I'm so traumatized by him because he suckered me into a game of strip poker with his creepy friend. Not only did I lose all my chips and clothes, I also lost 14 fingernails!!" A SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED!! John has 14 fingers!!



The 14 fingernails were baked into a fruit cake that has never been eaten. The missing nails must be retrieved as they will help John activate his super power of...."

Comments

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

And either of you would make a delicious pie.

[hippie-chick.livejournal.com]

14 fingernails? You have more than ten fingers? LOL

[mackinzie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was my first thought. Did she use her feet too?

[furnacechant.livejournal.com]

Maybe she took a week to clean the oven and then broke the ones that grew back? 0-o

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

Ah, but who said they were all hers?

Edit: Gah, John's been made to clean her oven! :O

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

"It's designed for you, but built for your husband."

Well then, let's have hubby clean the oven from now on.

[promisemewings.livejournal.com]

14 fingernails? Just how many fingers does this woman HAVE?

[oasis-pink-peng.livejournal.com]

My guess would be she'd mentally cataloged how many have broken over a long period of time and she's bringing it up as an Argument Point.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

That poor woman doesn't need a new stove. She needs Handi-Off!