Contest Entry.. One More For The Road..

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[jazzybabe56.livejournal.com]

ahhh golden toasted worms for dinner - how savory....

[mellzie-1963.livejournal.com]

Ha! Worms were what I was thinking, too! Where in the recipe did it say "stir in one dozen night-crawlers?"

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

. . . with green snot balls. Hey, if I was a seven-year-old being served this, that is what I would see.

[benbenberi.livejournal.com]

I dunno... I look at that and I don't see Yummy dinner, but Eldritch horror!!!

[fuzzy-carpet.livejournal.com]

I was fine until I got to the lima beans...

*ulp*

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

I'm fine with lima beans. I do not, however, eat worms. *gag*

[mellzie-1963.livejournal.com]

Notice, it doesn't say feed a family of six...

[ceilidh]

that looks so gross.

[gatepromise.livejournal.com]

+1

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

How to serve a family of six

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

[jasonbeast.livejournal.com]

LOL

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

haha mte

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Looking at the ingredients, I'd say it's probably tasty enough. You could leave out the limas or carrots and substitute corn or something, if preferred.

The presentation, however, is atrocious.

[thehappycat.livejournal.com]

So that's how you eat fried worms, :P

[hippie-chick.livejournal.com]

This looks revolting.

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

Worm pie for supper... yum, yum!

[amiga500.livejournal.com]

My gummy worm and oreo crumb 'dirt' cake pales in comparison,

[mjspice.livejournal.com]

ew. NOPE!

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

... six Klingons.

[13oct.livejournal.com]

lololol!!!

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

What the heck is "gravy coloring"? Come to think of it, I think someone wrote a book on this subject: 50 Shades of Gravy.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Oh, and yes. Anyone who had the gonadular fortitude to come up with that monstrosity and put it out there for the world to see deserves a vote.

[cheesygirl.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming it's something like Kitchen Bouquet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitchen_Bouquet). I always use it when I make a roast gravy. Adds a little color and flavor.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

I have heard of Kitchen Bouquet, but I didn't know what it was until now.

[jocelmeow.livejournal.com]

Gravy coloring is caramelized sugar with some water added. Basically you burn the sugar, add water, and bottle. I've seen plenty of old cookbooks with recipes for it - you can use it to give a better color to soups and things. "Caramel color" that you see on the ingredients list on a can of soda is basically the same thing.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Okay, thanks. I didn't know this was a "thing." To me, gravy coloring involves making a roux. The darker the roux, the darker the gravy.

[cheesygirl.livejournal.com]

This would be completely edible without the worms and green bugs crawling on top of it.

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

Are those the relatives of the Spam worms?

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Yes. They infest the brain in the same way.

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

O_o That pie looks disgusting!