Contest Entry - Pie, being violated

[write-light.livejournal.com]

Comstock Pie Filling, 1941

Comments

[flummoxicated.livejournal.com]

That man is WAY too interested in that pie.

[luke-russell.livejournal.com]

He looks crazed by the anticipation of delicious canned-apple pie.

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

He looks like he's violating the Comstock Laws there.

[bradygirl_12]

Yes!

Always must vote for apple pie. ;)

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

His expression! It's basically saying "Hey toots! Wanna come with me and do it a la mode?"

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. He's definitely comparing it to third base.

[thehappycat.livejournal.com]

Yes!
OMG the way that man is leering at the pie... there's just no other way to describe it.

[booksandcheeses.livejournal.com]

Why do so many pie ads have creepy guys in them?

Yes!

[mellzie-1963.livejournal.com]

We look down on canned apple filling nowadays, but it probably had it all over the alternative: Dried Apple Pies (http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dried-apple-pies/). My grandpa used to tease Grandma with that poem whenever she made an apple pie...even though she would never dream of using dried apples.

[adrienneee.livejournal.com]

I hadn't thought of that, but you're probably right! Also: today's apple varietals are about twice as big as those in 1960. I could probably make a pie out of 4 or 5 modern apples (2 if they're Scarlet Beautys- look them up, they're amazing) whereas it would take ten or more mid-century apples. That's a lot of coring, peeling and slicing.

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

He's going to grab that pie and stuff it into his mouth, isn't he?

ETA: Yes!

[john-holton.livejournal.com]

Yes, absolutely.