Milk

[noluck-boston.livejournal.com]

We need some Milk for these AD's
How about this heifer?

Comments

[kaelstra.livejournal.com]

No, no I don't want more milk, suddenly.

[pbrim.livejournal.com]

Actually, that looks like pretty standard conformation for a dairy cow. The boniness and structure of the hips is classic -- beef cattle are stockier and more filled out,as they are designed to provide more meat. Also very clearly female. If you are referring to the rearward bulge between her hind legs, that is again classic dairy udder. They can get so big the poor things can barely walk. Also,modern dairy cattle are usually piebald, but it depends on the breed.

[noluck-boston.livejournal.com]

very informative.

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

They can get so big the poor things can barely walk.

These cows have been bred to produce an unnatural quantity of milk, and end up with mastitis (https://www.notmilk.com/forum/911.html).

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

The milk looks like the rays of the sun!

[write-light.livejournal.com]

Is it... spraying out?

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

It is like the Death Star of Dairy.

[simplesentence.livejournal.com]

Show off!

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

Watch out, she's gonna blow!

[runeshower.livejournal.com]

Hell NO, I don't want a cow that sprays her milk all over the barn floor! I want the sort that waits to be milked.

[afranjes.livejournal.com]

Great. Now I'm going to have nightmares about cows shooting laser beams from their udders.

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

But... why does it have laser teats?

For some reason I don't feel like buying milk today.

[mjspice.livejournal.com]

WHAT IN THE WORLD??

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

Is that Superman's cow? Not only is she shooting out milk, but she appears to be shooting it through the floor of the barn with rather accurate aim. What is that, like 20 gallons of milk between the four containers and she's still going!

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

Not if that milk hasn't been pasteurized.

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

O_O