Milk

Jul. 8th, 2012 05:27 pm
[identity profile] noluck-boston.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] vintageads
We need some Milk for these AD's
How about this heifer?

...more milk

Date: 2012-07-08 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaelstra.livejournal.com
No, no I don't want more milk, suddenly.
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Date: 2012-07-08 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pbrim.livejournal.com
Actually, that looks like pretty standard conformation for a dairy cow. The boniness and structure of the hips is classic -- beef cattle are stockier and more filled out,as they are designed to provide more meat. Also very clearly female. If you are referring to the rearward bulge between her hind legs, that is again classic dairy udder. They can get so big the poor things can barely walk. Also,modern dairy cattle are usually piebald, but it depends on the breed.

Date: 2012-07-09 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] franklanguage.livejournal.com
They can get so big the poor things can barely walk.

These cows have been bred to produce an unnatural quantity of milk, and end up with mastitis (https://www.notmilk.com/forum/911.html).

Date: 2012-07-08 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cindyanne1.livejournal.com
The milk looks like the rays of the sun!

Date: 2012-07-08 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com
Is it... spraying out?

Date: 2012-07-09 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabid1st.livejournal.com
It is like the Death Star of Dairy.

Date: 2012-07-09 02:10 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-07-09 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] singeaddams.livejournal.com
Watch out, she's gonna blow!

Date: 2012-07-09 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runeshower.livejournal.com
Hell NO, I don't want a cow that sprays her milk all over the barn floor! I want the sort that waits to be milked.

Date: 2012-07-09 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] afranjes.livejournal.com
Great. Now I'm going to have nightmares about cows shooting laser beams from their udders.

Date: 2012-07-09 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ejia-arath03.livejournal.com
But... why does it have laser teats?

For some reason I don't feel like buying milk today.

Date: 2012-07-09 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mjspice.livejournal.com
WHAT IN THE WORLD??

Date: 2012-07-09 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murakozi.livejournal.com
Is that Superman's cow? Not only is she shooting out milk, but she appears to be shooting it through the floor of the barn with rather accurate aim. What is that, like 20 gallons of milk between the four containers and she's still going!

Date: 2012-07-11 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teamrodent.livejournal.com
Not if that milk hasn't been pasteurized.

Date: 2012-07-17 10:08 am (UTC)

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