See what happens when Hubby uses Woodbury? It\s your fault.

[spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com]

I think the two ads tell a rather alarming story.

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[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

goodness, fresh and dainty. I wonder if that would work for me ...

[meleth.livejournal.com]

So why couldn't he ask her to buy some, rather than waiting until Grace told her what a failure of a wife she was? Bob, you need to learn to use your words, and also to buy your own damn soap.

[whoseline_wlsc]

My thoughts exactly, hehe

[quercus.livejournal.com]

They both had to wait until the Green Hat Pixie told them.

A few years later she had two more steps on the hat and founded D_ev_o.

[flummoxicated.livejournal.com]

WIVES are to blame for their husbands' stench? Seriously?

[mary-shelley77.livejournal.com]

Huh. So, neither Bob nor his wife notice his ungodly funk, but the co-worker's wife knows all about it?

[benji.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Jane really is to blame, shocking!

[mjspice.livejournal.com]

Really? REALLY? What the heck is this ad?

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

Of COURSE it's a woman's duty to make sure her husband's stench doesn't wreck other peoples's nostrils! Especially when she swaps out the Lifebuoy with her home-made tallow soap 'cause she likes the smell of pork products.

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

tallow is beef, lard is pork. get your grease straight! ;)

lard makes good soap, tallow makes good candles. seriously!

but dear gods, did that wench never get close enough to her hubby to realize he reeks, or were her nostrils fooled by her own foul stench?

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

I am deeply ashamed of my unstraight greases.

No wonder my candles kept disintegrating. But they smelled delicious.

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

of course they smelled delicious. pork fat rules!

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Suet yourself! (Ghee, I am enjoying this discussion.)

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

You butter watch yourself!

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Don't be mean to me. I'm very sensitive and I might start blubbering!

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

OK, OK, oil be nice ;)

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

Oh, great. What am I going to do with this schmaltz?

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

Fry the chicken liver in it, of course!

Edited to finish the sentence, dangit!

[jocelmeow.livejournal.com]

An awful lot of the mass-market soaps out there are made from tallow. Not to say that a lot of those are *good* soaps...

[tanwen.livejournal.com]

He doesn't wash with the right soap & she doesn't use the right douche product, they're made for each other!

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

*sighs* Blaming the wife for the husband's body odor/idiocy is a really stupid ad idea, Lifebuoy.