Date: 2012-05-09 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com
Because rest is the only thing a newly married husband will want from a mattress.

Date: 2012-05-09 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rick-day.livejournal.com
C'mon...well you knowwwwww


end of a nasty war...had to make a boom of babbys to replace the Joes left behind...it all made sense at the time!

Date: 2012-05-09 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luke-russell.livejournal.com
And is Master wakes up in the morning grumpy, it's now YOUR fault.

Date: 2012-05-09 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rick-day.livejournal.com
when did that change?


*ducking*

Date: 2012-05-09 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mjspice.livejournal.com
Excuse you, mattress makers!

Date: 2012-05-09 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blodeuedd.livejournal.com
"Better rest ..." They don't mean rest rest, do they? ^.^

Date: 2012-05-09 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rick-day.livejournal.com
Listen up! Because women with glasses and red bows are smarter!

Date: 2012-05-09 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com
It's not the size of the bow but the size of the book. :D

Date: 2012-05-09 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murakozi.livejournal.com
Wait a minute. That doesn't look like an official-issue, regulation separate-beds mattress. That looks like a full or even a queen size. That'd mean the husband and wife would be sleeping TOGETHER! ON THE SAME BED!

Shocking! Scandalous!

Date: 2012-05-09 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brendala.livejournal.com
Don't be ridiculous. The wife will sleep on the floor underneath the window so she can greet the stork when it delivers their baby.

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