Can-o-Wood

[noluck-boston.livejournal.com]

So that's what they use to call Viagra...

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[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

He's really enjoying working that shaft!

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

"Oh, honey, come here and lend a hand!"

"Not now, I have a headache."

[gillianinoz.livejournal.com]

From now on everything I buy or use will be prefaced by 'CAN O'.

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

I used to be friends with a comic named Jim Gaffigan. He had a character he did sometimes, whose catchphrase was "I like wood." Jim knew that character cracked me up, so sometimes when we were on the same bill, he would go into it just to make me start braying like a donkey. Wonder whatever happened to that guy...?

[aj-hyena.livejournal.com]

On a hunch, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Gaffigan --- same person, or just a name match?

[pandora-nervosa.livejournal.com]

If it's the same Jim I'm thinking of, my son and I love him!

"Hottt Pockets..."

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is.

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

"Can-o-wood... So that's what they use to call Viagra..."

That terrific joke plus the ad text, "Fills holes, cracks," made me laugh like crazy. :D The company name, So-Lo Works, isn't doing much to reduce the hilarity of this ad.

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

"Hey! You got your wood in my can!"
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[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

LOL

[3cthelion.livejournal.com]

the plethora of euphemisms aside, hardens into real wood? i guess this is old enough they didn't really need to be truthful in their ads at all.