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[crossfire.livejournal.com]

"And you know how Ray and Marge get when we don't keep giving them their beer. Hurry, sweetie, for the love of god, hurry."

[kaibasgirl.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[gatepromise.livejournal.com]

Do they still make Schlitz?

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

let's promote DUIs...?

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Man in red looks perfectly content to watch man in orange polish off that last gulp.

[hutchlover.livejournal.com]

He's looking up, to me. I don't see him looking at orange man. But then again, when I'm in a slash mood, I might see it your way too. LOL

[shortsweetcynic.livejournal.com]

...i feel a dressy drunk monopoly night coming on. because heels and ties are COMPLETELY what you wear when you're playing monopoly and drinking, right?

[corridor7f.livejournal.com]

Those glasses look odd - more like desert cups you'd spoon a souffle into...

The man in the red shirt is SO the designated driver. Heh.

[kaibasgirl.livejournal.com]

"The beer that takes 1,174 careful brewing steps"

Yeah, right. Name 100 of them!

[misstia]

1. find land to grow hops
2. raise money to buy land
3. buy land
4. cut down trees
5. chop wood
6. sell wood to fund brewery building
7. dig up stumps
8. offer compensation to elves you found living in stumps
9. relocate elves
10. buy a tractor
11. plow land
12. buy seeds
13. open seed bags
14. plant seeds
15. water seeds
16. weed crops
17. repeat 15 & 16
18. harvest hops
19. process hops
20. store hops
21. borrow money to build brewery
22. build brewery
22. what goes in beer? water, and ?? well arrange for other ingredients
23. hire employees
24. start beer making
25. tell laverne & shirley to stop putting their gloves on the bottles!!
26. hire a marketer
27. hire a distributor
28. start selling
29. see campaign ad that includes monopoly
30. start drinking
31. join the bowling team

and uh, i can't even get to 100! :P

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, wait. Where are "Create Milwaukee.", "Scoot original Milwaukeens (sic) from land.", "Clean up rivers", "Start up baseball team" and so forth?

[misstia]

well since this beer CREATED Milwaukee that is further down the list....i also should have included Lenny & Squiggy messing up a beer delivery or something too.....

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

If you're out of slits you're out of pier.

(MST3K)

[mary-shelley77.livejournal.com]

Amen.

[caffeaffogato.livejournal.com]

"Sven....?"








"......yah, Uli?"

[cm1greenbear.livejournal.com]

the real ad is for when to STOP playing monopoly is when you're out of beer because otherwise you're there until someone rescues you violently from the chair pulling your thighs off :I

otherwise known as every family christmas since 1990

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling every game night for them looks like this.

[pinkorangered8.livejournal.com]

Monopoly drives me to drink, all right.

[mellzie-1963.livejournal.com]

They got "The Beer that Made Milwaukee Famous", "When You're our of Schlitz, You're Out of Beer", and even a reference to "gusto" in there. Chock full of slogans!

[fuzzilla.livejournal.com]

Husband clearly does not share wife's hosting anxiety.

I like the green dress but I think it's built for a non-busty broad.

(Does it say the year of this ad? '70s?).

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

A deleted scene from "That '70's Show".