oh please no! Unless I can post loaves of bread (http://www.atticpaper.com/blog/images/hostess_zest.jpg) and tassled loafers (http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2008/05/01/shoe_ad_4.jpg). :D
This. I'm a vegetarian already but I'm very mellow about it... but these ads remind me that I could probably never eat meat again even if for some weird reason I decided I should.
Pity they could only spring for two colours of ink, and that they chose to colour the people rather than the meat. Nothing more appetising than a plate of slabs of grey meat...
Considering how it was probably full of fillers, "loaf" is probably a more apt word anyway. Who knows what those "other nourishing ingredients" were, but I'm sure it wasn't quality meat.
It's not just the food that bothers me. I don't like the way that couple is looking at me and what exactly do they want me to come and get? I just know that guy would offer me some "tongue loaf" and he wouldn't be referring to the canned meat.
Here to defend liverwurst and tongue! There's a Salvadoran place not far from me that makes a tongue dish that is ambrosial, and I'm not even kidding.
And liverwurst? My father's people are Danish: liverwurst is a sacrament. Put some sauteed mushrooms and bacon on that, maybe a modicum of shaved red onion, slap 'er on black bread with a bit of hot mustard, and that's good eatin'.
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Date: 2012-03-29 01:31 pm (UTC)But tongue loaf, canned tongue loaf at that, fills me with nothing but dread.
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Date: 2012-03-30 12:33 am (UTC)I'm not kidding. XP :retching:
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Date: 2012-03-30 02:48 am (UTC)I think I'll go get a McPink Slime Deluxe instead.
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Date: 2012-03-30 03:09 am (UTC)And liverwurst? My father's people are Danish: liverwurst is a sacrament. Put some sauteed mushrooms and bacon on that, maybe a modicum of shaved red onion, slap 'er on black bread with a bit of hot mustard, and that's good eatin'.
Just think of it as pate.
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