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[suzycat.livejournal.com]

You could also try not getting drunk every night.

[jasonbeast.livejournal.com]

That's just crazy talk!

[gillianinoz.livejournal.com]

Commie!

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

How's he supposed to survive his job?

[rick-day.livejournal.com]

Why do you hate America?

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

America's original hangover cure!

[shirogirl.livejournal.com]

I'm a weirdo but man, I actually really like the taste of alka-seltzer :x

[rick-day.livejournal.com]

+1. It taught me to like fizzy drinks like vodka soda/

[gatepromise.livejournal.com]

Why is his wife calling for him? Doesn't he still have the use of two hands?

[misstia]

i think he must be scared the boss will yell at him.....

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

"Hello, Mr. Nugent? This is Zelda Johnson. Kirk is feeling so sick...it's his bursitis. And the car broke down. And our ferret died. So he won't be coming in today."

[gatepromise.livejournal.com]

LOL, too true!

[whoseline_wlsc]

I like that little tube that the AS tablets are in. It's a lot more interesting than those foil packets.

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

So do I, actually. I wonder why they also needed the box.

[rhapsodyangel.livejournal.com]

I remember the glass bottle/tube alka seltzer came in. It must have been easier to stack boxes on the shelves than stand a bunch of glass tubes. It often rolled out of our medicine cabinet.

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

For those times when you got shit-faced and weren't lucky enough to vomit...for those times when you found yourself in an alley with your pants pulled down and your wallet gone...for those times when the room wasn't just spinning, the wallpaper was moving...

That's Alka-Seltzer time.

[rhapsodyangel.livejournal.com]

Madison Avenue classic! XD

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

A doctor, an actual doctor, told me to try Alka-Seltzer for migraines one time. He said it would help with the pain and vomiting of a really severe one. I don't know about that, but Alka-Seltzer tastes even worse coming back up than going down.

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

The best part of Alka-Seltzer, for me, is the bubbles. I've never cared for the taste of it.