Poor Courtney! Nobody danced with her at the Country Club. Mom is right there, ready to listen and sympathize. "Poor darling!" she says, "Have an onion".
Or maybe Coco's papa threw all their daddies out of work.
Poor Molly! But next time, she'll remember to use the Listerine, and know for certain that her antiseptic hospital-ward breath kept the boys away. Gargle with lemon Pine-sol, dear.
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Date: 2012-03-11 09:09 pm (UTC)Or maybe Coco's papa threw all their daddies out of work.
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