Davis Gelatine / The Call of Cthulhull-o

[write-light.livejournal.com]

From the Davis Gelatine Recipe Book... it calls to you.



Full size  2840x2081 I dare you.

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Comments

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

YES

Oh dear G-d that first one. It even has legs to crawl at me with. Make it die.

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

THIS.

/runs away screaming

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

Allow me to say yes and also AAAAIIIIIIIIGH!!!

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

WTF, indeed.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

From the finest chefs in R'lyeh to your suburban table!

[arcane-nitehawk.livejournal.com]

Yes,

But oh gods no.

YESYESYESYESYES

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

Your finest find.

Not only for the lobster claws that make it mobile, but also for its multi-eyed minions surrounding it, with the unhatched olive eggs ready to be embedded into victims.

[13oct.livejournal.com]

Ogross. This reminds me of something out of a nightmare!

YES!

[livia-llewellyn.livejournal.com]

Somewhere in the universe, Lovecraft is screaming "I WARNED YOU!!!"

[sienamystic.livejournal.com]

The lobster salad, it must be stopped.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

Oh lord, I almost barfed at the first one. YES YES YES for the contest, AWW HELL NAW otherwise!!!!

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

As revolting and terrifying as the food is, the package is really cool!

I'll bet The Davis Gelatine Organisation sounds like a bigger deal than it actually was (is?).

Oh, and YES for sheer shock value and bonus points for the ad medium as well. You can call it "recipe book" all day, but if every other ingredient is a particular product, then it's definitely an ad!

[kyspaz.livejournal.com]

Look kids! It's Cthulu's cousin lobster relish! Now go outside and play.

[luke-russell.livejournal.com]

BARF.

Wasn't The Davis Gelatine Organisation up against the Man from U.N.C.L.E. back in the 60s?

[roeskva]

Yes - and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *runs away screaming*

[sukaira.livejournal.com]

Yes. Also, jellied mayo sounds disgusting.

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

It looks like something's intestine. D:

[morwen_peredhil]

YES

YES

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

This recipe book wouldn't actually be the Necronomicon, would it?

[dandyads]

Okay so I found at least 4 or 5 things that I thought were probably the most disgusting recipes I'd ever seen, and this is worse than all of them. LOBSTER JELLO NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYY

but for the contest: yes

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Seriously, Mr Light, there's SO MUCH foulness going on here, I had to come back and take a second look to grasp it all. It's rather stunning...like a blow to the head.


~stares, mesmerized

[memnet.livejournal.com]

Yes

Hmmm, a jello lobster...or would it be a lobster jello? Ick.

[inateapot.livejournal.com]

oh my, YES.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

YES.

Apparently the recipes were written by Stephen King?

[imweirdlikethat.livejournal.com]

YES.

That is a fish encased in jello in that second ad. Don't tell me it isn't.

[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

O_O *runs and hides*