CONTEST ENTRY, COLDS: My catarrh has disappeared!

[write-light.livejournal.com]

Mi catarro ha desaparecido, thanks to Jarabe Bayer de Heroína (Bayer Heroin Syrup)

That explains the eyes, I guess.  SIX further amazing ads HERE, and HERE with the full scoop.  Unregulated, nonprescription, for kids.

Comments

[luke-russell.livejournal.com]

Oh God, those EYES!!!!

[aprilstarchild.livejournal.com]

Let's not forget that you could get cocaine medicine for toothaches once upon a time.

Also, methamphetamine could be purchased over the counter for asthma until, I think, the 50's.

yes

[superfan1.livejournal.com]

It look like on of the Village of the Damned kids escape and making money with ads.

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

Yo soy high as un kite, hombre.

Yes!

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

The kid has good balancing skills for someone who can hardly stand up. He's completely mesmerized by that bottle. Also, what happened to the rest of his tie? I'm sure there's a story there.

Re: Yes!

[luke-russell.livejournal.com]

ooo...good catch! I hadn't noticed that he had chewed off the end of his tie!

While we still can... YES.

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

I thought his bow-tie was sideways.

"Mmmm, that's good heroin!"