The fancy font. The flowers. I can't watch Fantasia any more. :O And then Snow White gets her period.
What I've learned: The vagina is a pipe. The egg drops out like a snowflake. The uterine flow is like sand through an hourglass. Impregnation is "what happens when a woman is going to have a child". Having your period is "a performance" and you can plan ahead. Don't dramatize yourself. XD Ah, constipation, my old foe, we meet again.
Also, the uterus and bladder are golf clubs. And don't forget that if you're not smiling throughout your period, you're just wallowing in self-pity. But then, isn't Kotex the same company that recently tried that "happy period" ad campaign? I guess some executives never learn.
SCANDALOUS! I secretly love those Cold-War-era social hygiene films. My favourite, "Molly Grows Up", had the most memorable line ever: "Of course I can't go swimming, Peggy. You KNOW I've got The Curse!"
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Date: 2012-01-31 04:29 am (UTC)What I've learned:
The vagina is a pipe.
The egg drops out like a snowflake.
The uterine flow is like sand through an hourglass.
Impregnation is "what happens when a woman is going to have a child".
Having your period is "a performance" and you can plan ahead.
Don't dramatize yourself. XD
Ah, constipation, my old foe, we meet again.
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Date: 2012-01-31 08:26 am (UTC)Also, they used that footage of the baby yawning three different times.
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