I invite you to speculate #1: Grafton Anti-Shrink Fabrics

[write-light.livejournal.com]

Just what IS going on here?

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[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking the one on the left got a good look at the seductive eating of the one on the left, and had a sudden revelation about her sexual orientation, causing her to knock over a table.

Though I'm sure I'm reading into this.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

"I can fit a whole slice of pie in my mouth."

:Gasp: :Lurch: CRASH!

Dear Princess Celestia...

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

Today, I learned I really should not do Jell-O shots with Pinkie Pie.

Signed,

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

P. S.: This time I mean it.

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

The easy answer: They're both roaring drunk.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

That's too easy - it applies to all three of the posts I made. ;D

Hostess with the most-est.

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

But these two look like they're having the most fun.

[hippiegal22.livejournal.com]

That pink dress is a eyesore. But I know my daughter would wear it if it was in her size.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

The green one's worse - it looks like a lawn after mowing (and before you rake up the clippings).

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

Well, let's see...

To start with, Ms. Pink seems to be having some issues with the left side of her body. Either she's had a stroke or the process of actually drinking tea was too much for her and the right side of her brain blew a fuse. To her credit, she's shifted to the other side to put her weight onto her right leg. This has allowed her to keep from falling over. The sudden move has unbalanced her teacup though and caused her to bump the table, knocking it over. On the bright side, she's either finished her tea or the hostess was smart enough not to pour her any in the first place.

The table is, predictably, doing what tables do when they fall over. It does get points for not allowing those little dingleball things to be all askew during the falling. The plate on the left is sliding off, though it appears the one on the right (along with its contents) has been glued to the table. The real question the table raises is: If the plate is just starting to slide off, why is that stuff already on the floor? The third member of the cast answers that for us.

Ms. Green appears to only have mastered half the art of eating party snacks. She's got the "IMMA EAT UH CUPPYCAKE!" part down, but must have dozed off before she read the chapters on chewing and swallowing. The sad result of this is that she's just smashing food into her mouth and then it falls out onto the floor. She makes Cookie Monster look like a tidy eater.

What any of that has to do with Dacron, I don't know.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

You've clearly thought this out. :D

But you missed the obvious - Dacron will protect their lovely frocks from anything!

[mackinzie.livejournal.com]

"Swell party but weren't we just outside a minute ago? Why is everything blue?"

"Oh that's just the LSD I put in your pie."

"The table is magnetic!"

[write-light.livejournal.com]

Magnetic table... I like that explanation.