Hey, don't like the light-up bow tie? This'll reel in the ladies.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

Glow in the Dark Tie Co.  < - - I can't believe I typed that.


1141x1600 larger size


Alternate version and  a GLOW IN THE DARK STRIPTEASE TIE




BARRELS OF FUN!  HIGH-CLASS!  DISTINCTIVE!  LET IT THRILL YOUI  My god, the copy is forcing me to believe it.

"Low introductory price" XD

But wait, there's more!



"Brings gasps of sheer wonder" XD  Yeah I'll bet.  The COPY is just over the top.  If only the graphic design could hope to equal it.  And if they'd switched the last two lines of the boxed quote, it would be a poem.

Comments

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

No, actually, I will knee you in the groin.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

Where are the "gasps of sheer wonder"? Or is that Mr. Tie-Wearer, crumpled on the floor, gasping. :D

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

Johnny was surprised that the person who kissed him in the dark was his office buddy Tim. Not that he minded one bit.

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

Seriously, if I could find one of these ties, I'd wear it. I just sent this ad to my roommate, who first told me about it.

[meleth.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, that's one more reference from "Bored of the Rings" explained.

[spyderfyngers.livejournal.com]

I don't want to do anything inside a dark baby.

[avec-bonheur.livejournal.com]

A+

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

What about a light baby?

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I thought that tie was just a joke.

... I kind of wish it were.

[whoseline_wlsc]

No, I won't kiss you, hehe.
As with the striptease tie, what the?

[tiajuanabible.livejournal.com]

i kind of love it.

[misstia]

added ties tag too! :)

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

wtf why are the floating heads like, worshiping the tie?

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

I love floating head ads, especially if they also have dismembered floating hands.