Bow chicka bow bow..

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[maymak.livejournal.com]

To me, the girl looks quite uncomfortable. Like, "Darling, I know I said I had thoughts about kinky stuff, and I said we could try threesome... But foursome?"

And yes, the headless body scares me. I understand they are selling swimsuits, but really, I prefer people who wear BOTH a swimsuit and a head.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

I think Bobby Ewing there on the left owes Pornstachio a lot of money. He has just proposed the idea that he can take full payment from his girlfriend. There's a moment of forced and nervous laughter from everyone, except headless torso man, who is Pornstachio's bodyguard and is going to ensure that all terms of the agreement are carried out.

[evilfoo.livejournal.com]

bawhwahahaha!

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Especially since the, ahem, package, is emphasised in that one.

[tink-queen.livejournal.com]

Perhaps headless guy didn't have a moustache. "No, you can't be on our cool club pic cos your facial hair is all wrong!"

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Speedos that aren't "Speedos." Interesting.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

I also just noticed the names of the suits. Valencia Stripe Volley Ball Trunks. Hee hee.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Why does the woman remind me of Michele Bachmann?

[ms-hissyfit.livejournal.com]

It is probably the frozen smile and shellacked hair. Maybe she had a previous career in speedo modeling?

[ropo.livejournal.com]

Poor Headless Guy! I wonder if he had a porn 'stache.

[amiga500.livejournal.com]

'No woman can resist a man who looks good in a Speedo.'

Right? Right???

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

Actually, this was settled by the Duchoviks (of which I am a member, both here and on the 'net), that only David Duchovny looks good in a Speedo, and that was a number of years ago. It may not apply any longer. ;)

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

My first thought was:

Ooooh. Two couples!

[tink-queen.livejournal.com]

I really like the idea of the headless model being all miffed that his face didn't make it to the ad, but his...everything else did.

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

Porn 'stache guy is so virile, the hair on the back of his head stands up too. Who'da thunk?

[evilfoo.livejournal.com]

"And always, Speedo".

Amen! ;)

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

I was so distracted by the terrible copy that I barely noticed the picture.

[valaamov-osel.livejournal.com]

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm just gonna say it: I kind of miss the days when men wore shorts instead of the culottes they wear now.