porn stache

[suchakiller.livejournal.com]

check Ken out at 0:14.

Comments

[misstia]

i had that ken doll!!!! in the later 70s i renamed him ted bundy.....

yes yes i've always been twisted....

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Okay, who else thinks "doll porn" and that scene from Team America?

[crabofdoom.livejournal.com]

At 0:18? Most definitely.

[mystical-chickn.livejournal.com]

If you put the mustache AND the sideburns on Ken, would he be good or evil?

[tink-queen.livejournal.com]

Porn star. You be the judge.

[pbrim.livejournal.com]

Pornstache Ken throwing Barbie over his shoulder to carry her off is oh so romantic! Right, kids? But if that creepy guy down the block tries to grab you and carry you off, it's not the same thing at all!

[crabofdoom.livejournal.com]

Note that he's doing it while being described as "a bad guy", and that the girls seem to find it hilarious. I am disturbed. Whether they're headed to model train tracks or to Ken's Unmarked Van Playset, this won't end well.

[tink-queen.livejournal.com]

No! See, kiddies, Barbie and Ken are pretending to be in an actual movie, instead of cheap amateur porn!

[stereophonicrpm.livejournal.com]

Moustache = EVil
Sideburns = Good!

I'm glad to know!