Sorry, The Roman Orgy refers to what's on the plate, not the people holding it. Then again, depending on how well you tip . . .
I think the phrase "a conglomerate of Roast of Beef Feast" alone makes this contest-worthy. As for the corn, potatoes, and possibly the bananas being anachronistic, please note they do not say "Ancient" Roman.

Magic Time Machine is a chain of restaurants in Texas. It's still around and the Roman Orgy is still available. As long as I lived in Texas, I never got to eat there, sadly. Seems like every time I planned to go something would come up.
I think the phrase "a conglomerate of Roast of Beef Feast" alone makes this contest-worthy. As for the corn, potatoes, and possibly the bananas being anachronistic, please note they do not say "Ancient" Roman.
Magic Time Machine is a chain of restaurants in Texas. It's still around and the Roman Orgy is still available. As long as I lived in Texas, I never got to eat there, sadly. Seems like every time I planned to go something would come up.
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Date: 2011-07-20 07:26 pm (UTC)ETA: Though after looking at the website, this is clearly the venue for the vintage-ads meetup!
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Date: 2011-07-20 11:39 pm (UTC)yes
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Date: 2011-07-21 12:41 am (UTC)When someone orders the Roman Orgy the waiters and waitresses (Who actually wear costumes of various people. I was served by Waldo (from Where's Waldo?), Superman, and Esmeralda (from the Hunchback of Notre Dame) the three times I've gone) don togas and carry the plates in a line screaming out "RO-MAN ORGY! RO-MAN ORGY!"
And when its you're birthday they make you wear balloons on your head and parade you through the restaurant. Each booth has its own theme.
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Date: 2011-07-21 12:59 am (UTC)Re: Yes
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Date: 2011-07-21 07:43 am (UTC)YES
Date: 2011-07-21 03:01 am (UTC)Still, total yes on the ridiculousness of the ad.
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Date: 2011-07-21 03:18 am (UTC)I went to the Magic Time Machine in Addison several times as a kid and loved it, went once as an adult and smirked all the way through a severely mediocre dinner(it was an office party). Our poor waiter was supposed to be Groucho Marx but didn't have the mustache to go along with it.
I remember whenever they brought the Roman Orgy out for a table they would sing The Witchdoctor(novelty song that had OOH-EE-OOH-AH-AH-TING-TANG-WADDA-WADDA-BING-BANG as the chorus). I always wanted to sit in the giant crayon box but never got the chance.
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Date: 2011-07-21 12:03 pm (UTC)I knew a lady who was considering taking a church group there and after I told her about the Roman Orgy and the bathroom story, she reconsidered. Probably a good call in that case.
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Date: 2011-07-21 04:49 am (UTC)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8MpOKNnkHI&feature=related
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Date: 2011-07-21 11:25 pm (UTC)Yes!
Date: 2011-07-22 08:16 pm (UTC)Yes!
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