Another Surprise - Noone has heard of you.

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[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

Did the blouse suck the life force from its wearer? Because she looks so wooden. Literally wooden, as if she were a mannequin.

[brother-lingle.livejournal.com]

First, my brain kept reading the word "woollies" as "wookiees". Then I gathered that they were talking about socks.

Now I have a mental image of wookiees wearing socks.

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

I've heard of products that restore whiteness to yellowed blouses, but...once a colored item is faded, it's pretty much permanent unless you re-dye it, correct? Some soap isn't going to "magically" make the color reappear...