Taylor Pork Roll, 1960

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Put a metal pouch filled with greasy meat into my toaster? Sounds great!  What could possibly go wrong?



In fact, I think I'll pop one in and go hop in the shower. I'll turn the toaster on high to make sure it's still good and warm when I get out.

Comments

[talonvaki.livejournal.com]

Famous Taylor's puts the "fast" in Breakfast

Right, because after trying to toast ham pork roll, it'll be inedible, and you'll go hungry!

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

I think it comes inedible. If not, when the firefighters find it when sifting through the ashes of what was your home, it sure will be.

[talonvaki.livejournal.com]

"Looks like the fire was set deliberately, Lieutenant. I found this accelerant in what used to be the kitchen."

"Yes, yes...I think you're correct. It looks as though the arsonist...

...was trying to go WHOLE HOG."

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/csi-4-pane-comics)!

[stormgren.livejournal.com]

*Internet high-five*

[larissablog.livejournal.com]

Nice=)

[emmuzka.livejournal.com]

This was my drunk test: You are too drunk if, - when ordering a burger in a seedy fast food joint after a night out-, you accidentally ordered a burger with this shit instead of actual beef.

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I love how they seem to be trying to make the hand holding the pork roll look as refined and aristocratic as possible.

[crossfire.livejournal.com]

Anything served in a chafing dish adjacent to a candle is automatically haute cuisine.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

You know what would make it better? A tomato aspic Jell-o mold with eggs and vegetables in it. Yum!

[herbadness.livejournal.com]

Why, yes! I think the idea is that, busy, elegant, rich women buy pork toaster pops, not poor slobs too drunk to fry themselves a hamburger.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

With what appeared to be part of a gold-rimmed tea set. No tacky coffee mugs here. Nothing but the best!

[herbadness.livejournal.com]

I did miss the gold-rimmed tea set. NOW we're talking high class. Except when the rich, elegantly clad woman spills grease on her Chanel suit when biting into her pork delight. That which does not catch fire in the toaster will live to spoil one's clothes.

[whoseline_wlsc]

That just looks like a disaster to me. "Pork Roll" sounds unappetizing to my anyway.