[identity profile] spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] vintageads
NOW! IT CAN HAVE FUR AROUND IT!

It took me 10 seconds to figure this out.

Date: 2011-05-12 09:53 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-05-12 10:00 pm (UTC)
misstia: (70s child)
From: [personal profile] misstia
why do i envision this as standard on a pimped out 70s van???

Date: 2011-05-12 10:09 pm (UTC)
ext_25473: my default default (starsky & hutch little more action kiss)
From: [identity profile] lauramcewan.livejournal.com
Zomg...lol!!!

Date: 2011-05-12 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mantriddrone.livejournal.com
why not make a penis shaped key and go the whole way?

Date: 2011-05-12 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuddyclothes.livejournal.com
I'm sure somewhere out there someone manufactured a pink plastic penis key cover.

Date: 2011-05-12 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuddyclothes.livejournal.com
At least it's not lubricating.

Date: 2011-05-13 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] njbearcub1.livejournal.com
I will want my money back if my friends and I do not laugh 4 million laughs.

Date: 2011-05-13 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baron154.livejournal.com
Open your heart to me, Baby. I hold the lock, and you hold the key.

Date: 2011-05-13 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com
I'm not sure they thought their target demographic through. How many 13-year-olds own a car?

I didn't think I would ever see anything tackier that those phallic lightswitch plates, but wow. I wonder if bits of fibers getting into the ignition didn't cause problems, but something tells me it never really became an issue because the 5 people who actually used this quickly realized how stupid it was before any damage was done.

Date: 2011-05-14 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lebongirl.livejournal.com
I think the car/truck testicles are the worst though. They seem very popular in my state.

Date: 2011-05-16 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com
I live in a Redneck area, so I see them a lot here, too. I guess if you had a set of those hanging from your hitch and also this mink thing, would that make your truck a hermaphrodite?

Date: 2011-05-25 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jena.livejournal.com
Oh jeez, trucknuts. I HATE trucknuts, mostly because of a neighbor who had them and is also an asshole. We don't even refer to him by name - my husband and I refer to him as Trucknuts and his wife as Mrs. Trucknuts. They are no longer on his truck - I think enough of us complained that he was bringing the whole building down with his tackiness - but the name remains.

Date: 2011-05-13 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] whoseline_wlsc
Oh dear. I wouldn't want my ignition to have fur on it!

Date: 2011-05-13 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] franklanguage.livejournal.com
Don't worry; you can shave it.

Date: 2011-05-13 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] koneko-wish.livejournal.com
Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of putting the fur on it in the first place? :D

Date: 2011-05-13 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnalee-kiss.livejournal.com
Well it's one things if it's supposed to have fur....but I agree with the above poster....who exactly is their audience?

Date: 2011-05-25 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jena.livejournal.com
Is that... a camel's toe?
:::dies laughing:::

Date: 2011-05-13 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meezergal.livejournal.com
Odd how they knew it would be exactly four million laughs. Not three, not five, but four million. I wonder how the company came to that specific number. :/

Date: 2011-05-13 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xellos-otaku-21.livejournal.com
Suddenly, I have the urge to write a Transformers fanfic involving this.

Curse you, internet! CURSE YOU!

Date: 2011-05-13 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mary-shelley77.livejournal.com
When truck nuts just aren't enough!

Date: 2011-05-13 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vintagoth.livejournal.com
oh my god, this explains a bizzarre statement my very uptight grandmother once made while struggling with a lock she said something along the lines of "if it had hair it's be easier to get in".

eew.

Date: 2011-05-14 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leoprincess.livejournal.com
*snickers* I love your Grandma!

Date: 2011-05-13 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hannahsarah.livejournal.com
Just what I need, one more thing to shave. :-/

Date: 2011-05-13 11:09 am (UTC)
erik: A Chibi-style cartoon of me! (Default)
From: [personal profile] erik
I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?

Date: 2011-05-13 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corridor7f.livejournal.com
Oooch my cootch!

Date: 2011-05-13 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crabofdoom.livejournal.com
Okay, so there's a worse use for the fur of dead animals than Jennifer Lopez's fake eyelashes.

Date: 2011-05-14 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suzycat.livejournal.com
MY EYES. My BRAIN.

Date: 2011-05-14 03:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] emmuzka.livejournal.com
And then you can laugh alone, because no girl will step into your car.

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