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[spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com]

It took me 10 seconds to figure this out.

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[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

Ewwwww.

[misstia]

why do i envision this as standard on a pimped out 70s van???

[lauramcewan.livejournal.com]

Zomg...lol!!!

[mantriddrone.livejournal.com]

why not make a penis shaped key and go the whole way?

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

I'm sure somewhere out there someone manufactured a pink plastic penis key cover.

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

At least it's not lubricating.

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

I will want my money back if my friends and I do not laugh 4 million laughs.

[baron154.livejournal.com]

Open your heart to me, Baby. I hold the lock, and you hold the key.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure they thought their target demographic through. How many 13-year-olds own a car?

I didn't think I would ever see anything tackier that those phallic lightswitch plates, but wow. I wonder if bits of fibers getting into the ignition didn't cause problems, but something tells me it never really became an issue because the 5 people who actually used this quickly realized how stupid it was before any damage was done.

[lebongirl.livejournal.com]

I think the car/truck testicles are the worst though. They seem very popular in my state.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

I live in a Redneck area, so I see them a lot here, too. I guess if you had a set of those hanging from your hitch and also this mink thing, would that make your truck a hermaphrodite?

[jena.livejournal.com]

Oh jeez, trucknuts. I HATE trucknuts, mostly because of a neighbor who had them and is also an asshole. We don't even refer to him by name - my husband and I refer to him as Trucknuts and his wife as Mrs. Trucknuts. They are no longer on his truck - I think enough of us complained that he was bringing the whole building down with his tackiness - but the name remains.

[whoseline_wlsc]

Oh dear. I wouldn't want my ignition to have fur on it!

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

Don't worry; you can shave it.

[koneko-wish.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of putting the fur on it in the first place? :D

[donnalee-kiss.livejournal.com]

Well it's one things if it's supposed to have fur....but I agree with the above poster....who exactly is their audience?

[jena.livejournal.com]

Is that... a camel's toe?
:::dies laughing:::

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

Odd how they knew it would be exactly four million laughs. Not three, not five, but four million. I wonder how the company came to that specific number. :/

[xellos-otaku-21.livejournal.com]

Suddenly, I have the urge to write a Transformers fanfic involving this.

Curse you, internet! CURSE YOU!

[mary-shelley77.livejournal.com]

When truck nuts just aren't enough!

[vintagoth.livejournal.com]

oh my god, this explains a bizzarre statement my very uptight grandmother once made while struggling with a lock she said something along the lines of "if it had hair it's be easier to get in".

eew.

[leoprincess.livejournal.com]

*snickers* I love your Grandma!

[hannahsarah.livejournal.com]

Just what I need, one more thing to shave. :-/

[erik]

I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?

[corridor7f.livejournal.com]

Oooch my cootch!

[crabofdoom.livejournal.com]

Okay, so there's a worse use for the fur of dead animals than Jennifer Lopez's fake eyelashes.

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

MY EYES. My BRAIN.

[emmuzka.livejournal.com]

And then you can laugh alone, because no girl will step into your car.