Date: 2011-02-27 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cionaudha.livejournal.com
YOU. ORANGE DRESS. GET IN MAH CLOSET.

Date: 2011-02-27 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laplor.livejournal.com
And navy with white stripes! You are mine.

Date: 2011-02-27 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com
Okay, then, I'll take the multi-color with the big "H"s or whatever on them. Come on, let's go to the beach and hang out with giant mod ghosts and guys in suits!

(reposted to fix typo)

Date: 2011-02-27 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laplor.livejournal.com
You can have the 'H' dress and we shall all frolic among the ghosts and the even more inappropriately dressed men.

Is there even a product in this ad? Or just a lifestyle and some fashion? First I thought clothes, then lemons, and FINALLY saw the Smirnoff.

Date: 2011-02-27 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xellos-otaku-21.livejournal.com
So this is what your suppose to put the acid in before going on a trip...

At least, that's what I'm getting from the Giant Grayscale People.

Date: 2011-02-27 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beetle-breath.livejournal.com
I'm loling at the blonde in the blue dress. What is she even doing?

everyone looks wasted out of their minds

Date: 2011-02-28 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mschilepepper.livejournal.com
Duh, tai chi! :D

Date: 2011-02-27 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miafedup.livejournal.com
What's with the giant, black and white amazons? Not comprehending this ad.

Date: 2011-02-27 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com
This ad is so random, it hurts my brain. Who goes to a haunted beach in a suit? The apparitions seem to be having a good time, but the flesh people are just a bunch of posers. Literally! Also, why does the tag line mention jazz when the male ghost is clearly a rock-and-roller?

And why would anyone pack lemons in a crate with the slats too far apart to hold them?

I guess the abadoned cup is supposed to belong to the person taking the picture.

Re: Cup

Date: 2011-02-27 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baron-waste.livejournal.com

That was a shrewd observation. I doubt that one in twenty have ever noticed that.

Date: 2011-02-28 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murakozi.livejournal.com
I guess two of those 3 glasses belong to the giant ghosts.

Nothing says 'summertime fun' like a trip to the beach in a suit and loafers. At least the one guy snagged the lemon crate to lounge upon. Background guy gets to sit in the sand, which'll likely leave him with a big wet spot on the seat of his trousers.

Honestly, they way they're all dressed, it looks like they were all at a party and got so blitzed they decided to go to the beach. Along the way, Frank started yelling how they "can't have a goddam beach party without a f-ing case of lemons!" So they threw a brick through the plate glass window of old man McCroody's produce market and stole one.

In a few hours, they'll all be hunched over tables at the Pancake House, trying to remember what they did last night.

Date: 2011-02-27 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baron-waste.livejournal.com

That is an extremely strange ad. But it's certainly attention-grabbing - and hey, that's what advertisements are for!

Date: 2011-02-28 06:43 am (UTC)

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