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[freezer.livejournal.com]

They might as well have said "Our bread will give you energy for fucking."

I also didn't know Sunbeam had been around that long.

[cinnamonbite.livejournal.com]

LOLZ

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.

[scarlet-carsons.livejournal.com]

This is glorious.

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

Why can't my bread bring me that kind of joy?

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

You're obviously not using it right. And apparently I'm not using it right, either.

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

Wait? So they went to the store to 'have a bun in the oven'?

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Of all the foods in that market that they could have chosen to enhance their sexplay, why bread? That is one weird fetish! I was wondering if they were going to join the Mile High Club, but it didn't look like they brought any bread with them on the plane.

[cinnamonbite.livejournal.com]

Because:
It's long?
If you leave it out, it gets hard?
You can make a hole in it?
It's crusty?
It's white?
Sometimes it's brown or black?
What else do you wrap around your meat?
It rises?
It's warm?

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Thanks for answering my question! Although, I would think if you're into that kind of thing, baguettes and bagels would be more appropriate, but that shows what a novice I am. I clearly have much to learn.

[cinnamonbite.livejournal.com]

But baguettes and bagels are not made by Sunbeam! Ah-HA!

[whoseline_wlsc]

Oh wow that was so funny!

[herbadness.livejournal.com]

That commercial was embarrassing. I wonder how many takes it took to bunny hop on the set. I bet the girl's heels were bleeding. I always think of that stuff when they're strutting around on pegs.

And the girl looked familiar, too.

[mwittier.livejournal.com]

They make me want to advocate for forced sterilization.