And Now For Something Completely Different

[gildedcentury.livejournal.com]

Love Fiction Monthly February 1942


"Your flat bustline can be miraculously beautified into full and alluring contours, or if you are the pendulous type, it can be rounded into high and youthful loveliness. All you have to do is follow the easy directions on exercise, massage, brassieres, diet, etc., given in the great medically endorsed book, 'The complete Guide to Bust Culture.' "

Comments

[zorinlynx.livejournal.com]

1942... 2011.. some things never change. :)

[leahtaur.livejournal.com]

"The pendulous type" XD

[charlotterhys.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know! XD

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I didn't know there was a "bust culture." I thought people just sort of... had them.

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

It's hard to believe this has never been featured in BUST magazine; maybe it has.

[umiyuri.livejournal.com]

...Pendulous!?

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

There is a Bust Culture. It's on an island in the Red Sea, all of the women have small or pendulous breasts. They pray to Titty Gazongas, the Breast God, who has "perfect" perky breasts, and they rub special creams on their boobs.

Sadly, this culture is dying out, thanks to the invention of the underwire and padding.

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

We must!
We must!
We must improve our bust!

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself?

[corridor7f.livejournal.com]

I like how they use a fictional, cartoon model.

[seamonkey-mags.livejournal.com]

I absolutely love this for the use of "pendulous type".

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

The head makes no sense "beautify your FORM contour"?

IDGI