Hello From A Newbie...Have Some Bran

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[crabofdoom.livejournal.com]

"RUTH! HI! HOW ARE YOU?! BRAN!.... pssst, Fred can shit again."

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

You know how grumpy constipated husbands get!

It's the crazed look in their eyes that gets me.

[girlchild0aglow.livejournal.com]

I love how conspiritorial they are in the last frame, like the kitchen is not a secure location to talk about cereal.

[herbadness.livejournal.com]

If they hadn't refined everything and put it in Jello, and eat nasty meats out of a can, they wouldn't need bran.

[girlchild0aglow.livejournal.com]

"Oh, honey, did I tell you I found a cereal my husband is willing to eat to ease his crippling constipation? We're both just so excited about it! Here, try some! No, seriously!"

[spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com]

ITS BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO MAKE RITZ CRACKERS!

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

It really makes you want to tuck into some Ritz, doesn't it?

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

I will never be able to eat Mock Apple Pie again.

[oh-meow.livejournal.com]

It's like a bran advert from the Handmaid's Tale ...

Praise be.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

"PRAISE BE! AT LAST I'VE FOUND A DELICIOUS BRAN FRED LIKES!"

Her friend says, "Um, Mary, this is getting old. Last week, you said pretty much the same thing in the same way only that time it was about Jesus. Pick a religion already!"

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

LOL! Unfortunately, most of my vintage ads are for laxatives (do you sense a pattern here?).

[herbadness.livejournal.com]

Anyone else notice it's "double milled"? Isn't that more refined then?

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

Who cares? It promises to make you poop!

[crossfire.livejournal.com]

Eat bran. Then you'll understand.

Then you'll be one of us.

[twolionss.livejournal.com]

"One wife tells another!"...Looks like they are both married to Fred.