Halloween Food!

[spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com]

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[minniemousegirl.livejournal.com]

yeah....you saved the scariest for the last! My stomach jumped when I saw that VegetableBeefLoafCrapOnaPan!

[weelisa.livejournal.com]

Okay, first ad: is the tooth really necessary? Or to phrase it another way, what's with the tooth?

Those Wowe-e whistles looks like they're made out of the same material those wax lips used to be made of - am I the only kid who ended up chewing those in the hopes of getting some sweet flavour? But just...ugh...

Ad numbah 3: "hard work" "creamed twice" - should I be listening to this conversation? Get a hotel room, ladies!

Ad numbah 5: Spuzz, you've got to re-post that for the repulsive food contest coming up - I'll vote for it.

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

I can see two explanations for the tooth:

Ad Guy: why doesn't it have teeth?
Artist: It's haystack.
Ad Guy: But how can it chew
Artist: Fine! There! There's a tooth! Happy???

The other is to start by comparing that candy bar to the kid there. They appear to be roughly the same size. Now if you went around eating candy bars that are roughly 40 pounds, you'd probably be missing some teeth too!

[gairid.livejournal.com]

I loved those wax whistles as a kid and my mother hated them!

That meat loaf thing, though? Whoa, nausea!

Love the Dionne quints Karo syrup one. Happy Halloween!

[willowind76.livejournal.com]

I cant even begin to fathom whats happening in the first one.

and its the Dionne Quintuples! ...eating what appears to be peanut pie.
(southern porno munchkin says yay!)

[attilia-auborne.livejournal.com]

Actually I think those are waffles.

[willowind76.livejournal.com]

well thank god, I thought they were feeding them whole pies.

[janenx01.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry... I am laughing so hard at your concern about the Dionne quints and whole pies. For some reason that struck me as really funny.

Corn syrup on waffles is gross, I must say.

[whoseline_wlsc]

#3: Those jack o'lantern cupcakes are adorable! But with mincemeat, eeuw...

#5: That loaf thing looks so gross, but I love those apple faces! So cute!

[wrascalism.livejournal.com]

Creamed Crisco?.....lol!

[zaphod2008.livejournal.com]

#1: What? You people have never seen a stand of hay with teeth??? lol

#2: I remember those wax whistles well (say THAT three times fast!) - Are they still made?

#3: I thought they were cupcakes, but turns out they're mincemeat - That "Dinner-in-a-Roll" looks fiendishly good.

#4: I rate this one the scariest in the bunch - Evil Little Girls, Cloned with Karo!

#5: Doesn't look that appetizing to me, but makes me wish for A&P stores (all were closed in my region)

[atomic-seamonki.livejournal.com]

Now I reeeeally want a Milky Way bar! :( Damn that vintage ad still works!

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

1-It was smart for the Milky Way people to target the underserved Halloween sex offender market with the "stalkin'" double entendre. You gotta find your niche.

3-Weelisa, eeeew! Can't a mother and daughter have a frank coversation about hydrogenated oils without it being dirty? No, I guess not, come to think of it. My mother and I certainly never did. The meat cupcakes are cute, but the dinner in a roll looks like it's going to eat me first and, you know, considering how much Crisco I would avoid injesting if that happened, I would be okay with that.

4-It's always good to see the most exploited set of multiples in history until the Gosselin children came along.

5-Sorry, but after seeing the meatloaf baby* on CakeWrecks a few days ago, the unfortunate Vegetable Beef Loaf just doesn't do it for me anymore. I do like the apostrophe, though. I always thought "Hallowe'en" always looked creepier with than without.

*Missed the meat loaf baby? Here ya go: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/10/well-thats-horrifying.html

[baron154.livejournal.com]

"The CRISCO people did the hard work for you! You lazy no-good daughter of mine." Undermining Mother of The Year, 1938. Well, someone still had to cook the dinner and the pie, and clean up after, you old bitch.