I wish they would bring back marketing with beefcake today! Everything under the sun uses half naked women to sell it - bring on the half (or more!) naked men!
And everything else under the sun uses male models who look fourteen. I miss half-naked men, hell, fully-clothed men, who look like adults and look like they eat.
It would scare off the male buyers, though. Women are safe, to men and other women-just watch bus passengers picking seats sometime-but men are kinda skeered to look at each other, even in a nonsexual situation. Sadly.
Well, there's always Cult's ads (they sell soda and mixed drinks). You can buy some of their ads as posters. (I guess they're not worksafe?) They have one with a man:
Though unfortunately they don't have the one with the two naked women making out, that was on all the bus stops a few years ago. My boyfriend would have like to get a poster with that one :)
The cheeks of the guy in the foreground can't quite distract me from his horrible war wound. Or maybe he's got someone by the foot. Or has a foot-hand. I can't figure it out.
I'm reading on the iPhone, and was able to zoom in on the hand. The left hand is curled into a loose fist, the right hand is soaping the left arm just below the wrist. :)
This reminds me of a book on my amazon list.I can't remember what it's called offhand, but it's about male friendships-and it's got a lot of WWII pics of soldiers horsing around in the water and so on.
"When did this director tap into my dreams?" - Crow T. Robot
I question the sanity of the guy who's sucking up soapy water and spitting it. Although, I'm going to have to find a helmet at a surplus store now, and somehow force a future boyfriend to wear it.
My very favourite part: if you look at the small, italic print under 'Army day - crocodiles keep out!' it says 'Illustration as described by the Army Medico.' So of course, I like to imagine the Army Medico sitting beside the artist rapturously describing the glistening, muscular bodies, the curves of bicep and buttock, and the overall merriment and japery.
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Date: 2010-10-22 12:17 am (UTC)~gets in line
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Date: 2010-10-21 09:44 pm (UTC)during WW2 you wanted your custumrs to remain loyal while they couldnt buy your product. so you showed what you were doing to help the war.
And the idea of beef cake was much less of a problem back then. more like they could relax enough to clean and not need their guns at a scary time.
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Date: 2010-10-22 12:18 pm (UTC)http://www.cult-party.com/shop/product/shake-it-baby--male-a3
More of their ads here: http://www.cult-party.com/shop/category/posters
Though unfortunately they don't have the one with the two naked women making out, that was on all the bus stops a few years ago. My boyfriend would have like to get a poster with that one :)
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Date: 2010-10-22 12:19 am (UTC)http://www.saltana.org/1/docar/0224.html
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Date: 2010-10-22 12:55 am (UTC)no crocodiles allowed
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Date: 2010-10-22 01:03 am (UTC)Sorry, caps WAS quite necessary. ;)
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Date: 2010-10-22 01:11 am (UTC)I question the sanity of the guy who's sucking up soapy water and spitting it. Although, I'm going to have to find a helmet at a surplus store now, and somehow force a future boyfriend to wear it.
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Date: 2010-10-22 01:44 am (UTC)So of course, I like to imagine the Army Medico sitting beside the artist rapturously describing the glistening, muscular bodies, the curves of bicep and buttock, and the overall merriment and japery.
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Date: 2010-10-22 02:46 am (UTC)I need a lot of towels. Please do not buy all.
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Date: 2010-10-22 02:11 am (UTC)Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
Date: 2010-10-22 02:42 am (UTC)Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
I wonder who the artist is? I would love to see moe of his work!
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Date: 2010-10-22 09:08 am (UTC)Can't stop at just one!
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Date: 2010-10-22 04:07 pm (UTC)Maybe on my screensaver at home instead.
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Date: 2010-10-24 12:57 am (UTC)and icon love!