For The Woman Who's Being Doused With Acid...

[gildedcentury.livejournal.com]

As night follows day, as the swallows return to Capistrano, Women Must Sparkle. Take note, ladies. If you aren't blinding men with your livery, you may as well be wearing a nun's habit.

Comments

[crabofdoom.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure the glamorous celebrities can not only afford real $1,000 diamonds, but would insist upon them. Nice ring, though, even if it confirms my suspicions that I'll never get over my thing for costume jewelry.

[wyntermyst.livejournal.com]

This actually isn't costume jewelry because Zircon is a real stone. It shouldn't be confused with "cubic zironia."

[wyntermyst.livejournal.com]

ack! zirconia*

[bradygirl_12]

Aww, good ol' cubic zirconia! ;)

[wyntermyst.livejournal.com]

Actually, Zircon is a legit stone/mineral. I don't know much about it, myself, but because of the name a lot of people think it's not real since it sounds like "Cubic Zirconia."

[mswyrr]

SPARKLING IS NOT OPTIONAL.

IF YOU DO NOT SPARKLE, WE WILL REVOKE YOUR WOMAN CARD.

[keristars.livejournal.com]

[mswyrr]

ZOMG I DID

D:

DOES THIS MEAN I AM A MAN NOW?

CAN I HAVE MALE PRIVILEGE?

[kangariveroo.livejournal.com]

imported from exotic siam! (so, made in china?)

[keristars.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, I didn't even notice that before. What does it even mean?

[kimerastorm.livejournal.com]

The CZ is resistant to acid, which is mentioned in the ad. Its one of several properties that (I am guessing) it shares with real diamonds. I know I have heard of the 'cut glass' test.

I think the op was trying to make a joke from that.

[keristars.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I think I must've been half asleep - I checked the ad for reference to acid twice before commenting, and didn't see that line -.-

[amelia-eve.livejournal.com]

I especially like the subtle name "Kimberly Gem Co." It's a nice nod to the Kimberley diamond mines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberley,_Northern_Cape) in South Africa. It's just like a diamond, really!

[meleth.livejournal.com]

I doubt your committment to sparkle motion. Also, wtf is up with this title?