Contest Entry--Did We Mention Arizona?

[srsly-yes.livejournal.com]

Comments

[blue-sky-lark.livejournal.com]

I would love to send my sinuses to Arizona...Maybe if I get rid of them I could get a better replacements^.^

Yes

[zhukora1.livejournal.com]

Omg, that flying suitcase is amusing.

[cynica.livejournal.com]

Was this before writers existed?

[willowind76.livejournal.com]

It reminds me of that commercial...head on was it?
Apply directly to the forehead!
Apply directly to the forehead!
Oh, and did we f**kin' mention? APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.

[cynica.livejournal.com]

Touche!

[moonjaguar.livejournal.com]

So that's where Ray Stevens got "my sinuses came back from Arizona" in "I Need Your Help, Barry Manilow"!

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

I took Dristan one time and it literally knocked me out for four hours. My parents (I was on spring break from college) were beginning to think they should call the EMTs as I was so unresponsive.

Also, the first time I went out west (I live in Wisconsin), my sinuses said, "OMG, wtf IS this crap in the air?" and I had one of the worst allergy attacks ever. So much for the dry air.

totally yes

[willowind76.livejournal.com]

...if only for meat man sized flying suitcases.