I would like to be thrillingly clean. I don't think my showers are nearly as exciting as they could be. And who knew that soap could make me feel safe? At least I know that I can put my gun away now.
This kind of BS always makes me think of Matthew McConaughay, who says he doesn't wear deodorant for some reason or other, but will, if someone has a problem with his smell, go take a shower. Yeah, right, like Joe Shmo is gonna tell him, "Hey, Matt, you reek."
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Date: 2010-10-05 02:51 am (UTC)I can't resist...
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