contest entry....

[misstia]

help! i've been in an accident!!! shoot me up with methadone!! please?! kthanx! oh wait, it's made by the douche company? uh well, sure why not!

Comments

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[so-low.livejournal.com]

I... I'm so confused.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

can I have that in the form of a radium suppository, please?

[evilfoo.livejournal.com]

The guy administering the drug is just a passersby. >_>

[vp19.livejournal.com]

How to make sure people never try drugs: Inform that if they do, they will then need a substitute substance produced by a douche company. If that doesn't scare them straight (especially the male population), what will?