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this appears to cure everything!


Date: 2010-10-03 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zorinlynx.livejournal.com
Everything was "tonic" back then!

I also love the graphic design on this ad. It's so over-fancy! :)

Yes

Date: 2010-10-03 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weelisa.livejournal.com
It's actually a beautiful ad.

Re: Yes

Date: 2010-10-03 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cindyanne1.livejournal.com
it really is... I'd love to have it as wall art.

Yes

Date: 2010-10-03 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] singeaddams.livejournal.com
Phosphate, Citric Acid and Sodium Nitrate

So, fertilizer, orange flavoring and saltpeter is going to cure my perverted ailments. Sign me right up!

YES

Date: 2010-10-03 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehappycat.livejournal.com
"Uterine congestion?" Please tell me this wasn't used orally as an abortifacient. I'm imagining desperate women buying this apparently ineffective product to end an unwanted pregnancy, and the thought makes me sad. This probably worked even less effectively than Lysol, though also less likely to kill the user.

LOL at "perverted secretions," though.
Edited Date: 2010-10-03 04:35 pm (UTC)

Re: YES

Date: 2010-10-03 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com
"Uterine congestion" and "irregularities of menstruation" sound like a broad wink pointing exactly at abortion.

Date: 2010-10-03 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com
Yes

This is an amazingly elegant piece of art.

yes

Date: 2010-10-03 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] so-low.livejournal.com
I'm terrified of this product but I am lovin' this ad. So fancy!

YES

Date: 2010-10-03 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com
and wtf are "perverted secretions" ?

Date: 2010-10-03 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seamonkey-mags.livejournal.com
Yes for curing "perverted secretions"! I'm not too sure what that means -- female ejaculation? Premature ejaculation? Or something more boring?

Perverted secretions

Date: 2010-10-03 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meezergal.livejournal.com
Perverted secretions (GREAT term!) is, I think, wet dreams and/or masturbation.

Re: Perverted secretions

Date: 2010-10-04 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] koneko-wish.livejournal.com
Wow. I was trying to figure that out, but this sounds just about right!

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