Peter Cooper's Gelatine

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

This isn't an ad, per se, but it is apparently an actual package label from Peter Cooper's Gelatine before he sold the patent to Pearl B. Wait, the cough syrup manufacturer.

contrary to our weekent event.....

[misstia]

unless this is your specific kink, i don't think THIS would garner you any luck with a special someone......this is still one of the most disturbing ads i've ever seen.....

weekend ev, oh wait...

[misstia]

well, use protection, on your jars, on your um, well you know....

weekend event....this'll get ya some love!

[misstia]

don't forget to flush your cooter out ladies! don't use that harsh lysol, try listerine! it possesses great penetrating power too!! ooo i do declare! a dozen roses, chocolate, a bottle of listerine and some guy might get LUCKY, or the listerine might be better than him....hmmm.....

weekend event....this'll get ya some love!

[misstia]

Take your lady friend to Geraldine Taco's Titty City! Why not? Well, you might knock his eye out!

weekend event....this'll get ya some love!

[misstia]

so the guys aren't left out! :)

get your guy friend some undies!

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[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

Frank Leslie's Sunday Magazine, vol XIL July to December 1882. New York. Inside back cover, "Sozodont".

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[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

Frank Leslie's Sunday Magazine, vol XIL July to December 1882. New York. Inside back cover, "Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound".

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[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

Frank Leslie's Sunday Magazine, vol XIL July to December 1882. New York. Page 677, "Mrs. Van Buren's Ladies' Tonic".