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Kosmos, handweiser für Naturfreund, Dezember 1925, Stuttgart/Wien/Prag
Oct. 27th, 2007
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amadoj0nes.livejournal.comHere's the difference between men and women in a nutshell:
If you're a woman, you're going to be looking at the soap.
If you're a man, your eyes and brain are going crazy trying to resolve that one spot in the image that looks vaguely, possibly, MAYBE with a little imagination and concentration like a watercolor nip-slip, followed by the realization about 10 seconds later, "Oh, it's a soap ad."
If you're a woman, you're going to be looking at the soap.
If you're a man, your eyes and brain are going crazy trying to resolve that one spot in the image that looks vaguely, possibly, MAYBE with a little imagination and concentration like a watercolor nip-slip, followed by the realization about 10 seconds later, "Oh, it's a soap ad."
It's a trap!
Oct. 27th, 2007 02:02 pmamadoj0nes.livejournal.comNote to self: Don't use Wildroot Cream-Oil. It will immediately enlist me in the Army.
Arrrrrrr, Matey! Constipation Ahoy!
Oct. 27th, 2007 02:13 pmamadoj0nes.livejournal.comAd Message: Attention, mothers! Your child loves Corn Flakes so much that they're willing to shoot and stab others to ensure they have healthy bowel movements.
Mac and Me - Full McDonald's Dance Scene
Oct. 27th, 2007 02:55 pmamadoj0nes.livejournal.com[Error: unknown template video]
I....God, i'm.. I'm nearly speechless after watching this. I feel like Dave in the color-tunnel sequence at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey..
This clip is so awesome, yet, so unbelievably wrong in so many ways that it ceases to be horrible; it transcends horrid, and achieves the hilarious, only then in the same breath to dive, nay--cartwheel back into the realm of the terrifyingly bad.
I never knew people could be so excited by a hamburger. To the point of pop-n-lock dancing in the parking lot, even. All this joyful frivolity then interrupted by a grotesquely elongated alien hand reaching for a beverage, needless midget-in-a-suit exploitation, a dancing fry clerk, the obligatory wheelchair bound 80's studio tax-break child being inserted into the scene, dancing football players, teen hipsters being nearly run over by a station wagon full of stuffy government agents in this McDonalds/Coke E.T. ripoff......A marketing monolith.. a signpost of things to come..I see it......I can see it...
My god... It's full of $#!t!
(Who knew that product placement had evolved into full-blown target marketing whoredom as early as 1988?)
I....God, i'm.. I'm nearly speechless after watching this. I feel like Dave in the color-tunnel sequence at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey..
This clip is so awesome, yet, so unbelievably wrong in so many ways that it ceases to be horrible; it transcends horrid, and achieves the hilarious, only then in the same breath to dive, nay--cartwheel back into the realm of the terrifyingly bad.
I never knew people could be so excited by a hamburger. To the point of pop-n-lock dancing in the parking lot, even. All this joyful frivolity then interrupted by a grotesquely elongated alien hand reaching for a beverage, needless midget-in-a-suit exploitation, a dancing fry clerk, the obligatory wheelchair bound 80's studio tax-break child being inserted into the scene, dancing football players, teen hipsters being nearly run over by a station wagon full of stuffy government agents in this McDonalds/Coke E.T. ripoff......A marketing monolith.. a signpost of things to come..I see it......I can see it...
My god... It's full of $#!t!
(Who knew that product placement had evolved into full-blown target marketing whoredom as early as 1988?)
Yar, there be clowns in the mist!
Oct. 27th, 2007 04:28 pmspuzzlightyear.livejournal.com
Guess the kid couldn't make up his mind..
Fat Ankles
Oct. 27th, 2007 07:16 pmamadoj0nes.livejournal.comI'm sure every woman out there has at one point said to themselves, "With these fat ankles of mine, i'll never find a beau!" ...Well, there's good news:
Eddie is a SNOWMAN
Oct. 27th, 2007 07:23 pmamadoj0nes.livejournal.comI think Eddie has a BIGGER PROBLEM*
* = An enormous disembodied head that works like a salt shaker, pelting unsuspecting women with giant chunks of dandruff.
* = An enormous disembodied head that works like a salt shaker, pelting unsuspecting women with giant chunks of dandruff.
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