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[misstia]

uh how high is the counter?? like 4 feet tall??

[lexixanatos487.livejournal.com]

Or she's just really short :P

[misstia]

but her arms seem normal length....hmmm....maybe she was the scullery maid until the copper blew up and she lost her legs because they used some weird ointment on her that was suppose to cure everything and it did not....now she's the dessert cook because the family feels bad for her....

[lexixanatos487.livejournal.com]

*snarfs her orange juice* owies!

[write-light.livejournal.com]

I hope you write fiction in your spare time! XD

[misstia]

nah...i'm only inspired by ads sometimes! :)

[hootie-mcboobs.livejournal.com]

I can't even see a left arm, the explosion must have got that too. Poor one-armed, no-legged gelatin-stirrer...

[janenx01.livejournal.com]

...have you ever noticed a peculiar odor? Sort of gluey... like horses' bones and hooves?

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly.

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

*stuffs fingers in her ears*

Lalalalalalalalala! I can't HEAR you! Lalalalalalalalalala!

[spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com]

You speak nonsense.

The Horses hooves are clearly seen on the serving tray.

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

Stopit! Stopit! Stopit!

WAAAAAH!!!!

[write-light.livejournal.com]

*iz dying of laughter*

[poofy-boy.livejournal.com]

Hah, when I saw this ad, I said to myself, "'Cause we all know what gelatine is made of, right? ...Fresh fruits, that's right."

[jazzybabe56.livejournal.com]

we never use gelatin but it seems to have been on of the major food groups back in the day.....

in fact I don't think I've EVER made it.....

so many horses, cows and goats gave up their lives for gelatin....LOL

[charlotterhys.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure they were giving up their lives for meat and leather first.

[koneko-wish.livejournal.com]

*gasp!* You mean they DIDN'T die JUST so we could have Jell-o for dessert?!

[amiga500.livejournal.com]

That could then be jellied, of course. And yeah, I can totally picture a leather and mayonnaise salad, which means I've been in this community too long.

[leahtaur.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious.

[whoseline_wlsc]

I don't ever remember gelatin smelling gluey or anything like that. At least there's no random foods in it. Mmmm, cherry!

[write-light.livejournal.com]

SMELL IT!

Yeah, that's a slogan to win'em over. And how stupid IS she - it says right on the box "ORDINARY GELATIN"! I bet it flies off the shelves when they get in the new shipment.

[thebazu.livejournal.com]

yes! we must mask the natural odor of cow toenails and horse glue stat and replace it with artificial fruit scent! ahhhh, much better.

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

Remember that gelatin is boiled bones (http://www.buzzle.com/articles/what-is-gelatin-made-of.html) and naturally is going to have a distasteful smell.

[seminarist.livejournal.com]

Actually pure, unflavored gelatin does not have much smell at all.

[poofy-boy.livejournal.com]

Whenever I've made it, it's smelled pretty funky to me. Maybe I should just switch to agar-agar.

[layelld.livejournal.com]

Royal Gelatin is rushed to the stores via their "rapid delivery system"... where it will sit on a shelf for months before you actually buy it.

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

But she failed to put the pears and those green things *inside* the gelatin.

And I hope those green things are some sort of grapes or green cherries as opposed to olives or brussel sprouts.

[donnalee-kiss.livejournal.com]

LOL....yes we can all be happy the gelatin this time is unlaced with other produce.