Contest entry

[cactuswren.livejournal.com]

Good god:



Liberty magazine, August 1936.  This guy definitely needs something besides Kreml.  I'm not sure what, but he needs it very badly indeed.

Comments

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

"Vacation Hair" is the least of his worries.

[amyangel96.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if it was an early caveman-concept Geico ad there for a second.

[bombazzinedoll.livejournal.com]

This guy definitely needs something besides Kreml.

a pulse, maybe?

[queen-fiend.livejournal.com]

I lol'd SO HARD at this. I just thought you should know.

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

Why is he deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad?!!?

[queen-fiend.livejournal.com]

Why does he have weird eyebrows and wooden eyeballs? D:

[recycledvinyl.livejournal.com]

This guy definitely needs something besides Kreml

Something to remove that death mask, perhaps?

[zitronenhai.livejournal.com]

It looks kind of like a hybrid between Michael Meyer's mask and... well, Little Richard.

[zitronenhai.livejournal.com]

I am probably like the hundredth person to say this, but that guy has WAY worse problems than his "vacation hair."

[marchenland.livejournal.com]

"Forget those sticky, dust-catching, gigolo concoctions..."

Hmmm.

[veronica-jay.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I caught that one too...

[rimwalker.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[baron154.livejournal.com]

I can't stop screaming either.

[neuralclone.livejournal.com]

A stake through the heart maybe - that's the customary way of laying the Undead to reast. %-P

[thejackaolf.livejournal.com]

reminds me of the "death makeup" back in the day where you would hire someone to take a "Family" photo of your dearly departed before cameras and photos where a common thing.

[catharsisss.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was thinking that too. This photo is somehow MORE creepier than those death photos. I wonder if Kreml can cover up the smell of decomposing flesh...

[jazzybabe56.livejournal.com]

that is some scary looking ad...obviously designed to shock one out of one's complacency...

and I'm here to tell ya, it worked!!

I shall now scour the drug stores looking for this product so I never, ever have to look like a carvival puppet!

[koneko-wish.livejournal.com]

His lopsided, mismatched eyes, lack of neck, scrunched shoulders and OMG PLASTIC FACE are probably a bigger concern than his hair.

[littlelamb.livejournal.com]

haha i looked up the hair tonic, and it's just as suspect as the man in the ad.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Well, it's either spooge or bacon grease...

[gillianinoz.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL IT!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

[grammardog]

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

Thank YOU for showing us that one! BWAAHAHA!

[autochrome.livejournal.com]

That immediately reminded me of this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler#Morbid_obsession). An unfortunate association, really.

[cinchona.livejournal.com]

That's what I first thought of, too! Same time period and everything.

[mystical-chickn.livejournal.com]

Things That Freak Me Out:

Hobo spiders
Earwigs
Tent caterpillars
Touching that clump of wet hair in the shower drain
That guy D:

[splix.livejournal.com]

It's Hugo from Devil Doll!

(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v57/splix/?action=view&current=devildolldummyface.jpg)

[mary-shelley77.livejournal.com]

You can't have any ham!!!

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

He is clearly made of wax and melting in the sun.

Am I the only one to say...

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[glass-houses.livejournal.com]

Kreml? More like Gremlin!

Yes

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

There's a summer ad you won't forget in a hurry.

Re: Yes

[cactuswren.livejournal.com]

No matter how you try.

yes

[basking-lizard.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaugh, wtf. He looks like a mannequin.

[morganlf.livejournal.com]

I refuse to believe that's a photo of a real person.

[meleth.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure that man needs iodine supplements, stat.

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

He needs a coffin, that's what he needs!